Bigfoot Taco Vlog

POV selfie shot from an extended furry arm holding a visible selfie stick, GoPro on Bigfoot's head as a visual accessory. He walks through a lively night street in Mexico City—neon taco stands, chatter, smoke, and music. Approaching a taquero, Bigfoot looks into the camera and says in a relaxed Mexican Spanish accent: "Carnales… le pedí al taquero un taco de pastor sin pelos… y el señor me miró como si le hubiera mentado la madre." The vendor glances, confused. Smoke rises from the trompo, lit by streetlights. A trio plays soft Mexican music nearby. Natural ambient noise fills the background. Slightly shaky, handheld camera. No subtitles.